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Toilet Bowl 

The toilet bowl is a battle between the best incompetent football teams in the United States of America that go by the names of Zebras(0-7) and Vikings(0-7). This game is truly one for the history books as Lincoln may have the first 0-10 team in school history. Good luck to both teams this year in the annual “Toilet Bowl”
Good luck to the zebras in the toilet bowl!
Toilet Bowl by Jacob Epstien October 9, 2023
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Dust bowl 

A dust bowl is the act of group sex when it is performed by participants who are all over 50 years of age.
Last night was a hoot! I nearly dislocated my hip in that dust bowl!
Dust bowl by nevabeta October 14, 2023

Pudding bowl 

A woman that sleeps around a lot. Similar to the word cum dumpster.
"Did you hear the rumours about the new girl,,
"Yeah I heard she's a pudding bowl,,
Pudding bowl by Chaotic crowlia November 2, 2023

Magic bowl

A magical bowl that produces foods with at least 380 calories
Gabe pulled out his magic bowl and summoned 7 deep dish pizzas
Magic bowl by Deezium November 15, 2023

Super Bowl Girlfriend 

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.
Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

Toilet Bowl 

A Football game that has two very bad teams going against each other.
Commentator: “Good evening, everyone! Tonight we have the 2-8 New England Patriots taking on the 3-8 New York Giants!

Fan: This game is going to be a very bad toilet bowl.
Toilet Bowl by Walker26 November 20, 2023
A rival matchup in college football between the universities UConn and UMass. The name is derived from the logos used by both teams, with UConn's being a "C", and UMass's being "UM", hence "Cum" Bowl.
"Dude, did you watch the Cum Bowl last night? It was... alright I suppose."
cum bowl by abbeydokie November 25, 2023