by Brometheus February 03, 2015
1- non-hetero hack painter with a white-guy afro.
2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero hack painter with an afro, for example).
2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero hack painter with an afro, for example).
"hey timmy, you look down. you okay, girl?"
"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."
"yikes!"
"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna bob ross it anyway."
"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."
"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."
"yikes!"
"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna bob ross it anyway."
"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."
by stu in the zoo April 22, 2007
by JR R1GHT3R February 11, 2009
The artist who released "Nashville Skyline," which mrs yuck obviously didn't listen to, or else she would know Bob Dylan CAN in fact sing. Furthermore, he's a better lyricist than she could ever hope to be.
The author thinks that he speaks for Dylan fans worldwide when he asks mrs yuck to go back to listening to Blink 182.
The author thinks that he speaks for Dylan fans worldwide when he asks mrs yuck to go back to listening to Blink 182.
by The Switch_ July 20, 2005
Coolest guy ever. Has a unique voice, and LURVE it.
He's JEWISH!!!!
He was a hottie when he was younger.
Not anymore.
Overall... the coolest person eva.
He's JEWISH!!!!
He was a hottie when he was younger.
Not anymore.
Overall... the coolest person eva.
Me: Look it's Bob Dylan on TV!
Tyler: He sucks. I like the Eagles better.
Me: *Takes out gun and shoots him*
Me: Haha, Bitch.
Tyler: x_X
Tyler: He sucks. I like the Eagles better.
Me: *Takes out gun and shoots him*
Me: Haha, Bitch.
Tyler: x_X
by funkfunk April 14, 2006
It's a catch phrase dating back to 1887, when, in a blatant case of favoritism, British Prime Minister Robert Cecil (a.k.a. Lord Salisbury) decided to appoint his nephew Arthur Balfour to the prestigious and sensitive post of Chief Secretary for Ireland.
So "Bob's your uncle" is another way of saying "your success is guaranteed."
So "Bob's your uncle" is another way of saying "your success is guaranteed."
You just put these parts together like this, and Bob's your uncle - you have a working model!
You want to go to the stadium? Go straight on until you reach the park, take the first left, and Bob’s your uncle - you're there!
You want to go to the stadium? Go straight on until you reach the park, take the first left, and Bob’s your uncle - you're there!
by Pro-Love Girl September 10, 2010
Jay-
Fuck, fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck, mother fuck, noy snoy snoyge. One two, one-two-three-four, noy snoy snoyge. Smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke n drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers, beers, Rollin Phatties, smokin blunts, who smokes da blunts? We smoke da blunts. Rollin blunts n smokin em.....
Pothead Teenager- Yo lemme get a nickel bag.....
Jay- Fifteen bucks, little man! Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe-me-o. My jungle Love! Yay-a, o-wee o-wee o. I think i wanna know ya, know ya, yeah. What?
Fuck, fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck, mother fuck, noy snoy snoyge. One two, one-two-three-four, noy snoy snoyge. Smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke n drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers, beers, Rollin Phatties, smokin blunts, who smokes da blunts? We smoke da blunts. Rollin blunts n smokin em.....
Pothead Teenager- Yo lemme get a nickel bag.....
Jay- Fifteen bucks, little man! Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe-me-o. My jungle Love! Yay-a, o-wee o-wee o. I think i wanna know ya, know ya, yeah. What?
Jay and Silent Bob are the shit.
by Tommyboy October 23, 2004