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J-block

The act of being completely awesome and kicking some major ars while defending something that stokes your passion.
Dude. You just totally J-blocked that guy. Daaaammmn hes gunna feel that one in the morning.
by jblizzle October 18, 2009
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Rock block

To cover the nakedness of some shameless hussy with the smiling visage of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

When the naughty bits of an otherwise NSFW image are covered by a certain image of American wrestler/actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson an image is said to be (The) Rock blocked.
Poster 1: starts thread asking for the original of an image of some random actress, whose nudity is covered by an image of The Rock.

Poster 2: provides original image of The Rock wearing a tuxedo at some Hollywood party.

Poster 3: lulz, you got rock blocked!
by FBI van Number 4 December 13, 2012
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cock block

When a woman turns you off so badly that you cannot get an erection for at least 5 years afterwards, see Christine Hamilton
God the queen mother looks pretty, shit no she's such a cock block
by jammyjames60 June 3, 2004
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Revenge Cock Block

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.
Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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booty block

hi mike! you're awesome and i hope i see you again some day!
by Alex from Ohio!! September 10, 2003
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d-block

some one who is so ripped that they look like they just got out of jail
that kid is so d-block
by dustin fiero October 10, 2005
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Stalk Block

An attempt by a person or organization to convince people to reduce the amount of information they display on their online profiles.
I can't believe CNN did an expose on people's privacy being compromised online, now I can't find half my Facebook friends' cell numbers or addresses! CNN is totally stalk blocking me!
by EgoAnt February 17, 2010
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