Bacon handjob

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."
by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019
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chocolate covered bacon

The result of two amazing things (bacon and chocolate) making a baby.
by DickTucker, theeasilyarousedse November 23, 2015
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R.G. Mc Bacon

1. : Meter maids of false creek taking families dingies from public docks and holding them for ransom.

2 : The bacon who funded by developers who harass the live aboard community in the False Creek Vancouver BC
The R.G. Mc Bacon is back in the creek after there donut run.
by Sailor MO0N June 27, 2023
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Bacon Dip

The overwhelming urge to hump the air or objects around you when you see, smell, or think about eating Bacon.
Adrienne started to do the bacon dip when she smelled Ashley's BLT sandwich.
by Bailey617 December 08, 2013
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Bacon wrap

1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.

2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!

3. When the police place you in handcuffs.
1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?

2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!

3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!
by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 24, 2019
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