ass to mouth drink

Drinking a man's "finish fluid" from the anus of his "consensual" choice receptacle.

She enjoyed a pleasant Ass To Mouth Drink (ATMD) after her boyfriend finished up with her mom.

Nothing like an ATMD to start your day

ass to mouth drink by Chris P. Bacon (Son of Kevin) November 16, 2014

Ass-eń-itus 

When you go to the doctors office and the doctor diagnoses you that you have been muching to many bad bitches butholes, therefore your face is covered with in anal pubes.

God damn!! I got ass-eń-itus. Heard it from ma doctor this morning.

Ass-eń-itus by The Kenyan Kings March 20, 2015

Ass Conversation 

A sexual act where two people point there anuses towards each other, and one person poops in the other person's anushole. The receiving end then sucks in the poop using the reverse fart technique. Then the person who recieved then becomes the sender, and the sender becomes the reciever. This continues until one person's anus muscles become tired and cannot continue vacuuming.

Those girls' butts were hurting today, they must have had an ass conversation.

Ass Conversation by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

ass whiplash 

Whiplash of the ass

From Futurama season 2, episode 11: "The Lesser of Two Evils"

Bender: I think I got whiplash!
Leela: You can't have whiplash, you don't even have a neck.
Bender: I meant ass whiplash!

ass whiplash by yumyumgopop January 30, 2016

Ass Matic 

When da booty so fine you have an asthma attack

"Hey bro did you see Katie?"
"Yeah it made me ass matic"

Ass Matic by The scrublord April 5, 2016

ass taxi 

1.) Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal asshat. See "douche canoe."

or

2.) Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of complete and total asshats. Typically seen in the form of white bros in a shitty midsize sedan with inexplicable super ghetto rims. In other words, douche inherited his dead grandma's Mercury and wants to look street.

It's totally okay to disagree about politics. You don't have to be a total ass taxi about it.

or

Check out Slim Shady and his boys over there - rockin that busted ass taxi.

ass taxi by Drumby July 7, 2016

Ass Cannoli 

Someone extremely self-involved; very selfish person.

"I was just cut-off by a BMW! What an ass Cannoli."

Ass Cannoli by Schmutz June 12, 2016