Asian expert

A person who is an expert and much knowledgable of the Asian continent.

Mr. Thompson knows everything about Asia´s infrastructure; he is partly an Asian expert.

by sunflowerseed April 16, 2014

Hello Asian man

The act when one says hello to an Asian man

“Hello Asian man”-steve

by Wild Warren December 12, 2020

Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.

Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.

by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 3, 2017

Asianated

The state of being completely enraptured or obsessed with Asians, possibly to the exclusion of all others.

Well, I introduced him to my friend who happens to be a blonde, but he was way more interested in her Japanese friend, and then I heard from his best friend that he's been completely Asianated since high school and won't even date anyone non-Asian.

by Wendy S. August 12, 2017

Asian mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is posited as a unit-of-free-will.

This contrasts with European paganism in which inevitability is viewed as pre-determinism.

The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that fatalism has two sides: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.

by fightfacilities January 3, 2021

bog-asian

otherwise known as an ABC - aussie born chinese

you are such a bog-asian

by damn-it-P October 29, 2017

Asian

Really hot guys that you will never have because they are too good for you so all you can do is be in denial and watch as they get taken by another girl.

Friend 1: Bro. Did you see that new guy? He is so hot!

Friend 2: Ya. He IS really hot! He is also Asian.

You: Hold up. Is he they guy I used to be friends with?

Friend 1: Ya. Sucks for you tho. He got a total glow up and now is HOT.

Friend 2: Imagine. Just imagine.

by I like hot Asian guys. Not you April 21, 2023