Ethan Foote

Famous athlete and intellectual.

I am a fucking Ethan Foote

by Doctor Cocter March 8, 2019

$5 Foot-Job

You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5

Jenny gave Carl a $5 Foot-Job at the party on saturday

by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025

sunburnt foot

A sunburnt foot is the area on the back of people that is inflexible and reached with great difficulty when one wishes to apply after-solar exposure cream. In elderly people it is often known as the sunburnt yard.

dude1: 'Heeeeey, you know what they say about people with a big sunburnt foot?'
dude2: 'Hell yeah..."

by wise_spatula February 14, 2012

A horse foot without a hoof

Something you really don't wanna see

1: Hey, you wanna see a Horse foot without a hoof?
2: sure ig
1: *shows
2: EEEUGGHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAT ACORDION WITH NERVE ENDINGS SPROUTING OUT

by anonymous October 30, 2025

Lori Light footed

When one person or persons look to have the appearance of a struck match

Quan looks Lori Light footed, after a day at the beach.

by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023

footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 28, 2010

grey foot

London / U.K slang used to describe white people

Friend 1: I been talking to this new girl she’s fit

Friend 2: what black ting or grey foot

Friend 1: Grey foot ting

by Big boy DOLO May 15, 2023