The maximum parliamentary term in the UK. Similar in many respects to a prison sentence except more painful, in that it affects over 60 million people, whereas a 5 year prison term ostensibly just affects the imprisoned individual. Also unlike a prison sentence, the nation could have the sentence doubled to 10 years, if Labour were to get in again!
Yes, I was caught bang to rights in the cab of my JCB trying to remove an ATM from the outside wall of my local SPAR at 2 o'clock in the morning. I got a five year term!
Like a good citizen I cast my vote on 4 July 2024, but unfortunately we've got Kier Bloody Stamer and his bunch of ponces, likely for a five year term!
Like a good citizen I cast my vote on 4 July 2024, but unfortunately we've got Kier Bloody Stamer and his bunch of ponces, likely for a five year term!
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Get the Beat Furries for a year mug.I mean, it would be more suspicious if the aliens contacted us 2000 years ago, BUT ONLY THE JEWS, and then stopped talking to people altogether but hey...
Hym "Yeah, so, MAYBE they are supposed to be an armada and they are trying to invade use but because of how faster than light travel works they are all arriving at different times. Like they are taking off factions of seconds apart but because of some kind of time dilation or distortion caused by faster than light travel over large distances they are arriving years apart, right? And they get here and they're like 'what the fuck bro, were is everybody?' So they just turn around and leave. Now, I know what you're thinking... 'Why would they not test it first?' Right? But if they did it would likey be with one ship at a time. Right so you have videos of 3 of the UFOs linking up and they all 'Hey dawg, like, where the hell is everybody? What do we do?' And gleepglorp is like 'Uuuuuuuh shit, I donno man.... I'm not getting anybody on coms... Let's... Let's just get out of here man.' But they still haven't realized that the time distortion is happening so they go back and it's like 2000 years ago on their planet and they all get stabbed to death and cannibalized by their own ancestors like a reverse grandfather paradox or something."
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