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to be screwed by the administration, faculty, corporation, parking services, or student body while attending York University in Toronto.
I parked near the village, but they've changed the by-law so I've been Yorked yet again.

Repeated brown-outs on campus have ruined 3 months of lab-work. Why do I always get Yorked?

I got Yorked at lunch today. $10 for a burrito! Are you kidding me?

Faculty claims I'm late paying tuition, but I paid 2 months ago. They said they'd review the paperwork if I'd just grab my ankles and submit to a thorough Yorking.

Police beat an unarmed teenager to death near my residence, Yorked the shit outta the boy.
by NDSthisisforyouson October 22, 2011
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Alvin "The Pork" York

American hero Alvin C. York, he captured a shitload of germans by himself. When he got home, he choked his wife with his pork.
Nick- "Dude, we watched a faggoty movie on some faggot who was faggot with another German faggot."

Christian- "Yeah, that was Alvin "The Pork" York."
by The Pork November 9, 2008
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yorke

as in thom yorke - a wuss...
by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003
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new york style taco

When semen is covering a sex toy ("dildo") and is "eaten" by owner.
by Anonymous October 29, 2003
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York

A University located in North Yorkshire, in England.
It is full of middle class white students who, according to a national survey, are the most boring in the nation.
Hence the name: University of Dork
Look at this Geeks,they are certainly Yorkies.

Last time I went to a house party at York. We ordered Pizza, we drunk beer and played video-games. Don't tell my mun, though. She wont let me go to parties.
by George the Nerd March 29, 2004
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new york mike

doesn't smoke pot.
by sky May 14, 2003
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New York Happy Meal

WHen you take a dirty hooker home to get nasty with. you whip out your 10 inch dick and dont use a condom. make sure she is chained to the bed. Shit in her nostrols and piss in her mouth so she cannot breathe. Wait till she passes out and then you call a plumber.

The plumber unplugs her and then repeats the same action. SHe is still passed out/DEAD when you pick her up and have a 3some with her.

Next take her to New York City and throw her in a dumpster behind a McDonalds.

Now a few months later on the news you hear about a kid who had a dead hooker in his happy meal. YOUR WELCOME!
Yeah a few months ago me and a plumber gave her a New York Happy Meal
by IEatChildrenForBreakfast April 9, 2011
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