Are you giving any competitive exams this year?

Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly

Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No

by Sweet lassi March 29, 2024

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It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

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138 Years

2 sexades.
2 sexayears.
2 fuckades.
2 fuckayears.
2 hexacontaenneades.
2 hecacontaenneayears.
1 hectatriacontaoctade.
1 hectatriacontaoctayear.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

A pair of Nigerian twins were claimed and unofficially reported on TikTok/DikTok to have lived for 138 years (2 sexades) since 2023.

by gregben September 13, 2023

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one ginger girl with an awful voice, loud as fuck, jarring as hell, finds a way to bring up that once when she was 7, she won young chorister of the year in almost every conversation. She's ginger and has flame pussy.
shes gina fina than a minor. Accused of multiple crimes due in court next week. Eats pussy. WELL! speakin from experience ! schizophrenic. insane. bitter nasty cow.

some one singing...
ginger cunt: I WON YOUNG CHORISTOR OF THE YEAR!!!! mmmmmm...(FLASHES FLAME-HEADED MERE DEMURE PUSSY . resembles sticky lasagne) it's not much but its honest work!

by selfhateclub October 25, 2022

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Damm, A Year Later

About at least more than a year later though not two (yet), I be looking at my old definitions from last year and I compare it to how much i've changed as a person this year. Some things were alright alto some if the things I say in those definitions are WACK asf. I'm def not the same person I was a year ago, I'll tell u that much. A few things have never changed like how I have many admirers, love to have a good time, spiritual diva asf, good intuition, etc. Things that did change includes the fact that I am much more humble especially when it comes to my confidence and who I am as a being. I am also more respectful with myself too! I was never a bad person, but looking back at my old definitions tells me I felt like I needed to prove a point as well as myself to everyone because I felt very misunderstood which I know now that I don't need to do that as I stopped giving a damn about what others might think of me. I even cut out all of the people that were super toxic in my life and i've never been happier. I seriously underwent a huge transformation and i'm super happy about it. I'm proud of how far i've come especially in this past year. For those that are currently going through similar or the same thing that I went through, u will get through it, I promise u that. As long as u put in the effort to work on your self as well as the self-love u need, u got this.

Person 1: Wow. I did not see that coming.

Person 2: I honestly did like her before, but now I like her even more! Damn, what a year later can do to someone.

P.S- Im forced to define this so : Damm, A Year Later

by Miapapz December 2, 2020

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