Skip to main content

Danger Wank

To wank masterbate over dangerous situations. Getting erect over being in trouble or in a car crash. When in pain, example having a knife stuck into you and having a wank over that.

Also known as 'DW'ing or having a 'DW'
Paul was in Woolworths in the Pic and Mix department and had a Danger Wank over the fact he was being watched by a mother and her child.

Steve stole an item of clothing from a shop to get the security guard to run after him. While was running, about to get caught, he had a danger wank.
by Hobbit JT December 17, 2007
mugGet the Danger Wank mug.

Koala Wank

Where a girl effectivley hugs the penis similar to the tit wank but with more cwtching. Similar to how a koala climbs a tree
Patch: "dude i got a dutch rudder last night!"
Jamie: " thats nothing i got a koala wank!!!"
by BlossomFM&TheWalrus November 24, 2009
mugGet the Koala Wank mug.
Related Words
Wanker wanksta wank wanky wank-stain wankster wanking wank-bank wankle wanka

miserable wank

when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!
after watching that beastiality porn over the weekend, brian had a miserable wank, poor bloke!
by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010
mugGet the miserable wank mug.

Branch Wank

Masturbatory act carried out in any branch of a multinational bank or other corporate entity.
Frequently in protest.
Got £120 in bank charges this month. I'll show them. Going in today for a branch wank.
by Branch Wanked February 23, 2011
mugGet the Branch Wank mug.

hope wank

sexual fantasy wank material that you want to be a reality.
Hope Wank = 'Hey Bill I played with my pussy last night thinking of your hard cock fucking my big tits. I want you to do that for real one day.'
by Cherie Hooters July 24, 2011
mugGet the hope wank mug.

Furtive Wank

a sly yet secretive gentleman's pleasure by hand and cock
guy 1 ' what the fuck you ding you cunt?'

guy 2 ' shit! what the fuck '

guy 1 ' put it away you dick, your a furtive wanker'
by hank grolok March 7, 2012
mugGet the Furtive Wank mug.

Femi wank

When a female pleasures themselves.
Isobel: I was so horny when I woke up that I had to have a femi wank
by Jess McMinn September 10, 2012
mugGet the Femi wank mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email