Solid Vampire

The act of drilling a hole in the chest of a sexual partner and then inserting your penis in said hole.

My sex life used to bite until I discovered the solid vampire.

by da real pair June 19, 2020

MATA VAMPRIOS

The creator of a spanish Petscop gamejack (which is actually just a joke), MATADOR.
Very anonymous, the only thing that is known about him is that he made MATADOR and some other weird videos.

Person 1: "Hey, do you know who MATA VAMPRIOS is?"
Person 2: "I heard that he made a spanish Petscop gamejack."
Person 1: "Huh. I think it is not a gamejack, but a joke."
Person 2: "Yeah, i also think it's just a joke."

by MATAFAN666 September 13, 2020

Relationship Vampire

A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners, with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. Usually a person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.

That guy is a relationship vampire. He won’t ever have a girlfriend and will probably never get married.

by Sheila V. October 21, 2020

Emotional Vampire

An individual that sucks the life out of your emotionally.

She is toxic, in her own misery she will suck the life out of you, she is an emotional vampire.

by Creativelingo January 18, 2021

dairy vampire

Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.

May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.

"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"

by Haunter_Rayne January 23, 2021

lil_vampire_goshko

lil_vampire_goshko is a boy who knows how to have fun, is dirty minded and has the hottest voice.

What are you doing?
Oh I am just talking to lil_vampire_goshko, so I can't do anything else now.

by taina maina November 20, 2021

Sapogeimer & Vampirina05

Sapogeimer & Vampirina05 are BEST couple of 2000s. A bossy lil' bitch and a lazy pig, they are soooo cute. They enjoy playing videogames and giving love to each other and they compare themselves with iconic couples. If there's another one saying that another couple is better, me chupa el chichi.

Sapogeimer: Love u so much it makes me sick <3
Vampirina: ña ñe ñi wiñañoooo
Sapogeimer & Vampirina05: secsoooooooooooo

by Vampirina05 November 22, 2021