An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.
I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.
by np073189 December 17, 2015
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by Da Real Shredder November 25, 2021
Get the rusty bone grinder mug.During felatio, the felatee reaches across the back of the felator, inserts their middle finger into the felator’s anus and lifts them up, thereby suspending them in mid-air like a curtain hanging from a hook.
She was merrily giving me a blow job when I surprised her by reaching over and giving her a rusty curtain hook.
by Russ T Curtainhook January 26, 2020
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by BiggestRich March 1, 2017
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by xpartofitx January 17, 2012
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Get the rusty ball bearing mug.A goon who spends all day shut in his mom's basement looking at cat pictures and videos on the internet.
I was going to ask Aaron if we wanted to come to the racetrack with us, but he's being a total Rusty Spotted Cat.
by Tactical Panniculus August 28, 2018
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