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qwop in the park

1. anything that is too difficult for the human mind or body to accomplish

2. the exact opposite of 'a walk in the park'
Harry: Are you still playing that old ass game?

Cube: Yes.

{500 hours later}

Harry: Dude, let it go, its a qwop in the park. No one's ever beat Super Contra, even with unlimited lives.
by iancharcoal November 30, 2011
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parking space

The one thing you look out for when you drive your pregnant wife to the convenience store to pick up some strawberry Pop-Tarts at 2 AM.
Honey, keep your eye out for a nearby parking space, I don't want to park a block away and have our car stolen by some cock-juggling hood rats.
by SuperSixOne May 26, 2015
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Parking Ass

v. Whatever the person reading or hearing it thinks it is; have fun seeing what other people think of this phrase.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much ass did you park? 8. I was parking ass soooo much.
by Internet Lumberjack January 6, 2011
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Park Ranger

When a male and a femal have consensual sex that includes alternating vaginal and anal insertions. This continues until both parties are satisfied. It is also signified by a hand movement resembling the motion/insertion of the penis.
“He gave me the olllll park ranger last night
by legumemyeggume October 10, 2018
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park ave.

One of Conner Oberst's first bands, before Bright Eyes, and after Commander Venus. Much more pop influenced. Their one full length album was all recorded on and * track machine and not meant to be released. None of the members started off knowing how to play their instruments.
"Park Ave. broke up, when Jen moved away..."
by Nicole September 24, 2004
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Abusement Park

A legendary groupchat

consists of more than 400 people
by bbbbbbbbbruuuuuuuuhmoment69 December 7, 2021
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Princess parking

Parking within 100 feet of the establishment you want to patronize.
"Gnarly, Dude! I can't believe your terrific parking Karma. You just scored some fantastic Princess parking in front of that burger dive."
by ugglymuttsky June 24, 2009
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