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Ninja Waffle

A waffle that is a ninja.
Also the name of a pet on WoW.

A Proper Noun or noun or adjective or verb.
Mmm... Ninja Waffle

OMG your pet spider, Ninja Waffle is so hot!

Don't be such a ninja waffle!
by Attiria March 14, 2011
mugGet the Ninja Wafflemug.

el ninja

pronounced "el neeeeeeeeennnjaaaaaaaaaaah!",
it describes a member of elite cult of hyperactive persian criminal masterminds based in Houston Texas.
Ninjas couldn't storm the house because of poison gas, but an el ninja tore the fucking place apart!
by clark-nova November 4, 2008
mugGet the el ninjamug.

stink ninja

A derogatory term used by women to describe sexual partners who have attempted anal intercourse without previously discussion.
Mary: I went out with paul last night (sigh)
Jane: Paul, you should have talked to me first. He's a stink ninja.
Mary: You got that right. I won't shit right for a week.
by Micro67 May 15, 2010
mugGet the stink ninjamug.

Ninja Driving

driving at night without one's lights on. sluts often use this when trying to sneak home.
"my parents are in bed, good thing I mastered ninja driving."
by freetogettfried March 17, 2010
mugGet the Ninja Drivingmug.

JAGER-NINJA

When one has consumed copious amounts of jager & feels compelled to show his ninja skills to the entire female population, when in fact he clearly looks like a complete tit!
JAGER-NINJA Your average alcohol fueled town idiot, hood rat, hooligan, retard. Often sporting a fred perry polo shirt, colour of choice - Pink
by JAGERNINJA May 5, 2010
mugGet the JAGER-NINJAmug.

The Big Ninja

Is what AIDS or HIV is referred to in a jail or prison.
Inmate A says to inmate B- " Hey watch out for that dude... he's got The Big Ninja.
by The_ Dragon February 13, 2008
mugGet the The Big Ninjamug.

Ninja Birthday

Noun: The day one crept into the world. Best calculated by using your birthday minus, 9 months.
Dave: Hey, it's my birthday today!
Logan: But it's August...I thought your birthday was in April?
Dave: Aaahhh yes, this is my ninja birthday.
by ponderingponderer April 8, 2010
mugGet the Ninja Birthdaymug.

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