A law stating that no matter the amount of alcohol ingested in drugs taken some movies were just meant to be terrible in every form of perception. Meet The Spartan's and Titanic for example.
*After walking out of the movie theatre*
Scottie: Okay so everyone remember's their cover stories right?
Becca: We didnt see the movie, you were at your sisters birthday party
Fabro: Right, and me and Becca were having drunken awkward sex at her house.
-Spartan's Law-
Scottie: Okay so everyone remember's their cover stories right?
Becca: We didnt see the movie, you were at your sisters birthday party
Fabro: Right, and me and Becca were having drunken awkward sex at her house.
-Spartan's Law-
by Dre-Dubb-Mandemz May 20, 2010
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normies demand every character be deeply fleshed out and morally ambiguous
when obvious villains and heroes create compelling narratives
I've seen normies unironically complain that you're "forced" to be the warrior of light in FFXIV
this says a lot about society when people can't relate to heroes
:jocker:
Clone Today at 3:54 PM
:hesrightjocker: :jocker:
an ambiguous complex relationship where the hero and villain can agree on some things and disagree on others is more interesting then a straightforward simple "durr u kill peepo u bad i kill u :brainlet: "
straightforward good vs. evil scenarios are demonstrative of black and white thinking
black and white thinking people are not creative and can't create interesting narratives or scenarios
that's not to say you can't have a black and white scenario from time to time, situations that are fairly straightforward like that do occur
but if it's your bread and butter then it's cringe :gangcringe~2:
Nif Today at 4:13 PM
You hes righted the exact thing you argued against
Good reading comprehension you macro autist
Brandon Today at 4:35 PM
Fuck it, nif's law.
normies demand every character be deeply fleshed out and morally ambiguous
when obvious villains and heroes create compelling narratives
I've seen normies unironically complain that you're "forced" to be the warrior of light in FFXIV
this says a lot about society when people can't relate to heroes
:jocker:
Clone Today at 3:54 PM
:hesrightjocker: :jocker:
an ambiguous complex relationship where the hero and villain can agree on some things and disagree on others is more interesting then a straightforward simple "durr u kill peepo u bad i kill u :brainlet: "
straightforward good vs. evil scenarios are demonstrative of black and white thinking
black and white thinking people are not creative and can't create interesting narratives or scenarios
that's not to say you can't have a black and white scenario from time to time, situations that are fairly straightforward like that do occur
but if it's your bread and butter then it's cringe :gangcringe~2:
Nif Today at 4:13 PM
You hes righted the exact thing you argued against
Good reading comprehension you macro autist
Brandon Today at 4:35 PM
Fuck it, nif's law.
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Günters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians
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I figured, its Jones' Law, they turned the frogs gay.
What about Covid being a Bioweapon?
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by Pope Uban II January 7, 2013
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zoo law would cover Crimes like murder. It would bring back the old death sentence.. Crimes like rape, would be not be comunity service.. they would be prison.. for a long time
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