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two dead hookers

Two dead hookers wash up on the shore and the cops find out the hookers have more crabs than the shore.
by Big Daddy Akram January 9, 2018
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dead end evolution

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As dead end evolution queers' poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!
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Dead Chat xd

When a chat is inactive for 0.042069 of a millisecond, the funny person of the server has to send something that correlates to the phrase ''Dead Chat xd'', whether it be a GIF, image, video, or simple text. in order for the phrase to be effective, you need to make sure the 'xd' is lowercase, and the beginning of the first two words are caps.
#general: *is inactive for 0.042069 of a millisecond*
Funny mad: Dead Chat xd
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Knock em dead

Johnny is nervous about his Recital.

"Knock em dead boy, you'll do great" his mom yelled from the car.
by Kotus May 21, 2011
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dead soldier

when your buddy is passed out on the couch and you use his or her hand to pleasure yourself
last night dub passed out on the couch and i used his hand to masturbate. best dead soldier i ever had!!!
by phatty1971 January 25, 2011
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dead mom

a evil or very very very very very very very very mad mom or dad
help im being attcked by a dead mom
by yo mamma November 13, 2003
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Word To My Dead

A term people use when they are being really serious
1." yo Word To My Dead they lucky I didn't say nothin"

2. "Word To My Dead I never even said that"
by Ldotty Gzz ⭕🧟‍♀️ December 6, 2022
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