Goober's beans

To have excruciating pain or endure great suffering.

He came back with goober's beans last night. (He came back with excruciating pain last night.)

by Goobers-beans January 1, 2018

bean check

When you grab a cats paw and yell "bean check" and show their toebeans.

Person 1: YOO!!! BEAN CHECK *shows cats paw*
Person 2: Those are some pretty cute toebeans

by Woah.Yankee.With.No.Brim June 3, 2020

shart beans

Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI

PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways

"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"

by goldiethefirst March 3, 2023

bean shoot

The process of using a two disposable paper plates in a cone like shape to exponentially increase the amount of bake beans you can absorb into your face.

Jerry - Hurry up and eat your beans Dallas ; don't want to miss gettin sendie with the boys

Dallas - Make me a damn Bean Shoot to I can gargle these beens to keep me warm in the POW.

by Swagwayforreal November 23, 2015

bean freaker

Someone or something that defies the laws of logic or reality: through its perception, literallyfreaks ones bean (mind)

The idea of the Higgs boson literally freaks my bean.

Taking acid and watching Montell is a bean freaker.

by TLiT July 18, 2012

bean brigade

A group of mexicans

I was gonna heat up my food in the microwaves but then the bean brigade showed up and occupied all the microwaves.

by Lord of the beans February 27, 2021

Tot Bean

Tot is a nickname for cute small guys.

Girl *whispers* :Hes A TOT BEAN
Girl 2 *whispers* :GIRL U CRA-Z

by HaidynAvery May 16, 2017