i-jacked

To have one's Identity stolen, as in hijacked.

I paid for my 3 rolled taco combo with my credit card, and the cashier stole my credit card number and I-jacked my identity.

by McJohnson June 23, 2006

Jack Disease

A terrible disease which makes the victim appear 30 or more years older in appearance than they actually are in numerical age. The name comes form the 1996 Robin Williams Film ``Jack``There is no known cure, although smoking at least 3-4 large marijuana joints per week has emerged as a well documented preventative measure.

My friend`s 22 year old girlfriend appears to be in her sixties due to an ungodly case of Jack disease.

by Jackdisease survivor January 5, 2011

car jacked

To get a blowjob or handjob in a vehicle.

I am so horney right now i would not object to being car jacked.

by chaz alano September 30, 2008

jack sparrow

the best/worst pirate in the Caribbean.

Do you think {jack sparrow} plans everything out at first or makes it up as he goes?

by Whowantsabodymassage August 18, 2008

jack johnson

a musician whose songs are guaranteed to get the player laid, no matter what the circumstance. girls love him, guys love him...but girls REALLY love him. to all the men out there looking to get a girl really fast, pick up a guitar and learn some jack johnson, because it will get you some over and over and over and over again.

jack johnson

by johnnycash32 May 24, 2011

jack kirby

comic book genius

this guy wishes he was jack kirby

by supafly rabbi January 21, 2004

jack shack

An establishment that provides cost effective massage treatments of the sexual variety. Also known as a massage parlor.

Jonathan frequents jack shacks because; (a) he's drunk, (b) he's horny, (c) he loves the smell of Clorox, or (d) champagne rooms are too expensive.

by ItchyandScratchy October 23, 2005