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Cat Earthquake

Sticking your dick in a cat and making it purr
Friend 1:Hey, Wes what are ypu doing tonight?
Wes: Not much felt like doing a Cat Earthquake tonight.
by Toasterboi42069 December 8, 2019
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Cat Melojin

bad; crap; shite; useless;

Irish coloqialism.
That game was cat melojin;

That's feckin melojin that is;

Q: How did ya get on in town last night?
A: twas Cat Melojin altogether!!, was langerated and some feckin gormless langer of a bouncer kicked me out!
by RobC July 14, 2003
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Cat Whisperer

A man or woman who is an expert in the skill of cunnilingus. Must be publicly acknowledged by partner to be an official Cat Whisperer but in a tacit manner
At party -

Oh, Greg is amazing, he is an incredible cat whisperer, my kitty loves smothering him.
by TeamCatWhisperer December 16, 2019
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Smurf Cat

smurf cat is a stupid internet meme that shouldn't exist it is a dumb meme and was made even worse when CG5 made a song for it.
NOTICE THIS MEME WAS MADE BY SOMEBODY TRYING TO USE AI TO MAKE A REALISTIC SMURF AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED TO LOOK LIKE A CAT!
by SmurfCatIsntFunny October 14, 2023
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Snakey Cat

Snake-E Cat

-noun

A chimera like creature containing the Regular head of a common house cat and the body of a snake.

-Verb

of, pertaining to, person/persons that are momentarily/finitely lacking rational thought in a work environment
-Noun

That is a real nice specimen of a Snakey cat in his natural habitat.

-Verb

Josh went all snakey cat on us, so he's going to be useless today.
by Homeless Robot. November 23, 2009
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cat-tasic

When something that is not a cat is very cat like. Can be used to describe/intensify a noun. Although usually positive, cat-tastic could serve to describe something that is cat like in a negative way (hairballs..)
That animal shelter was cat-tastic.

Cat shaped chairs are cat-tastic

I wish Jesus was more cat-tastic
by NOT alex. Hehe. December 21, 2004
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Sleepy Cat

Someone who is always tired, constantly dosing off at the wrong moments
... only a Sleepy Cat.
by Big Jargon July 6, 2010
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