by RedBaron3412 May 31, 2021
The Texas Long Horn is like the shocker but fold down your ring finger and middle finger, slip your pinky into thier brown eye and you know what to do with the other finger
But since your not just holding down your ring finger you can hold both the fingers extremly far down so that the folded part of ur ring finger doesn't stop at the gooch,With the shocker ur range is limited but with the Texas Long Horn you get insertion down to the knuckles
But since your not just holding down your ring finger you can hold both the fingers extremly far down so that the folded part of ur ring finger doesn't stop at the gooch,With the shocker ur range is limited but with the Texas Long Horn you get insertion down to the knuckles
by ybm916 January 25, 2007
Texas A&M. a.k.a: aTm, TAMU or Aggy. Is a large Universtiy located in Bryan-College Station, Tx. The school has an enrollment of 50,000 and the population of its base metro area is around 100,000.
KEY POINTS:
1. Good academics.
2. Very poor social skills by the general population. Tends to be populated by geeks and dorks.
3. Fan base has been described as delusional in terms of expectations of sports and its own importance.
4. Huge sprawling ugly campus. NO UNIFORMITY in its architecture. The buildings are a mishmash or styles and era's. No message or theme. A dog architecturely speaking compared to either UT or especially Texas Tech. However, aTm has great live oaks.
5. Obnoxious Alums. As students Aggies or generally good but dorky but once graduating they morph into self absorbed, arrogant, chest pound tools. IF you hire them note they make good back room employees as long as they do not have to deal with clients or vendors.
6. Homebody students: Aggies like to stay close to home. Close to mom and dad which is fine. Aggies tend to be conformist and easily swayed to join cults.
KEY POINTS:
1. Good academics.
2. Very poor social skills by the general population. Tends to be populated by geeks and dorks.
3. Fan base has been described as delusional in terms of expectations of sports and its own importance.
4. Huge sprawling ugly campus. NO UNIFORMITY in its architecture. The buildings are a mishmash or styles and era's. No message or theme. A dog architecturely speaking compared to either UT or especially Texas Tech. However, aTm has great live oaks.
5. Obnoxious Alums. As students Aggies or generally good but dorky but once graduating they morph into self absorbed, arrogant, chest pound tools. IF you hire them note they make good back room employees as long as they do not have to deal with clients or vendors.
6. Homebody students: Aggies like to stay close to home. Close to mom and dad which is fine. Aggies tend to be conformist and easily swayed to join cults.
Out going perspective student evaluating Texas A & M College: WTF !!!.
Dorky perspective student: "Look mom every one here wears high waters and white socks". "Yes little Jimmy you will fit right in."
Independent non conforming type perspective student: "What tools"
Momma's boy: "and mom I can see you every weekend !!!"
Dorky perspective student: "Look mom every one here wears high waters and white socks". "Yes little Jimmy you will fit right in."
Independent non conforming type perspective student: "What tools"
Momma's boy: "and mom I can see you every weekend !!!"
by texasfan85 December 19, 2011
The act of putting tobasco sauce on your lap, then on the outside of the condom while condom is applied and then giving a female anal without informing her.
by zander365 October 07, 2011
by cj04 June 23, 2005
You place a mentos in your mouth followed by a mouth full of diet coke push liquid and candy into her pussy and wait.
by Fine I'll do it December 07, 2016
It is the university that you go to when your're smart and/or get screwed by Texas' affirmative action rule.
Then after getting turned down by UT undergrad you get recruited by MIT's graduate finance program and laugh all the way to the bank.
Then after getting turned down by UT undergrad you get recruited by MIT's graduate finance program and laugh all the way to the bank.
Email to friend:
Subject: Rofl'ing
To: Friend@ut.edu
Oh, you got into UT because you were in the top 10%? That's so awesome! I went to Texas State University and loved it.
Yours truly,
Me@MIT.edu
CC: Me@txstate.edu
Subject: Rofl'ing
To: Friend@ut.edu
Oh, you got into UT because you were in the top 10%? That's so awesome! I went to Texas State University and loved it.
Yours truly,
Me@MIT.edu
CC: Me@txstate.edu
by Meowpause June 06, 2012