fat nippled oak tree

A slang word for a small white penis with warts on it.

Girl1: Holy shit Brad has the smallest fat nippled oak tree!
Girl2: The fuck is a fat nippled oak tree nigga.

by Busty Jew April 20, 2018

Happy Tree Friends fetish

When you have a fetish for (i.e. you jerk off to) cute little cartoon animal characters dying gory horrible painful deaths.

I need to watch Happy Tree Friends in order to cum as I have a severe Happy Tree Friends fetish.

by Bad C dev March 5, 2021

My dogs stuck in a tree

The excuse you use when you see a girl for the first time and she's ugly and you want to leave

I'm sorry but I have to go, my dogs stuck in a tree.

by Poptart condom November 6, 2015

Alligator climbing a lemon tree

A very popular saying with a profound meaning.

Yo, look at that alligator climbing a lemon tree.

by Alligator climbing a lemon tre August 24, 2022

nicaraguan palm tree

youre having sex with a girl from behind and have her shit on you while youre still inside her, as you continue to to have sex her with the shit will spread out in a fanned palm tree shape. then pull out. it will look like a nicaraguan palm tree.

dude last night this girl gave me a nicaraguan palm tree! it was great!

by J.E.B. March 22, 2010

slang pam trees

pam girl who can describe an oak leaf as a leaf you may have seen burning in your fireplace. also, has seen the big trees.

big trees. a vision one might see when at the hight of orgasm

by eve April 16, 2005

"Ringwood Tree Topper"

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel enjoyed the "Ringwood Tree Topper" when Jennifer ate too many tacos.

by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008