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Child play

When you role-play your children during sex with your spouse
"We love to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's brain out while laughing hysterically. What kinda stuff are you guys into?"
"We're really into child play. We have eight children so it never gets old."
by Afinted November 4, 2022
mugGet the Child playmug.

Duck child

When you mate with a duck it comes a duck child
DatDuck child is so deformed
by Loliolysser February 8, 2020
mugGet the Duck childmug.

Child Birth

Sexually transmitted ugliness
Its not being ugly, It's just Child Birth
by ElementalStorm97 October 4, 2018
mugGet the Child Birthmug.

Attack Child

A malicious minor that jumps through small openings to attack executives. Bane of Greg.
"Uh...and a person can fit through there, a person can definitely fit through that window - a small person, an attack child"
by DefinitelyJoking June 2, 2023
mugGet the Attack Childmug.

Childe

The name you use to search at r34 websites and 1 typo is enough to put you in a watchlist.
ginger and a man.
I have him lvl 20 on my alt account
Childe stole my pity.
I crashed my school watchlist searching for tartaglia r34.
by WOWWWWEHGJKSLDA February 2, 2022
mugGet the Childemug.

Dog Face Child

Some Dude named Robert says this in 2021 and he says “You” is the definition when asked.
by STONERDUCKYPEEP August 21, 2024
mugGet the Dog Face Childmug.

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