Bacon

A word that defines a person, place or thing as viewed by popularity culture. Similar words would include: "cool", "wicked", "dope".
"that car is so Bacon"
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Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)
Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.
by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011
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bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon
Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"
by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014
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bacon bouquet

A bacon bouquet is basically the meat equivalent of a dozen roses. It is a bunch of little rosettes made of rolled up bacon slices placed on the ends of flower stems. It's actually quite pretty and the best part is it's edible! You can buy them online from a shop in Texas.
I got my wife a bacon bouquet for her birthday. He loves bacon so I got him a bacon bouquet. My bacon bouquet is mine and I am not sharing.
by hangrymonkey August 4, 2021
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Conor bacon

Conor is a kind hearted man, also know as baconaldo for his footy skills. He Always puts others infront of him, it’s a shame he has not friends
by Dedoid Sullyvinsmum October 17, 2018
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Baconed

When some of your opps get kill and put in a spliff
Its haram for them to eat pork but its not haram for them to get baconed
by anonymous January 27, 2021
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Nasal bacon

Hard, crispy mucas, picked from a nostril.
Check out this nasal bacon I just excavated from my nose.
by G-Mann July 24, 2023
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