Dirty Parking Spot

When you fall asleep while doing anal.

I was at the bar when I found a slut. She let me do whatever. And then I woke up at with my dick in the dirty parking spot.

by Tiddylicker69 May 30, 2022

Karen-on-the-spot

When you’re making out with a Karen at a music festival, and she takes you to the nearest johnny-on-the-spot to have sex, only to leave you standing there, blue balled, questioning your life decisions.

I thought for sure I was getting laid at the concert tonight, but this chick pulled a Karen-on-the-spot on me.

by Mypseudonympho August 18, 2022

try and grab the spotlight

to grab the spotlight

I‘ve never been the type to try and grab the spotlight

by Bonzonaro September 17, 2022

Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing

^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!

by thurb March 31, 2023

The G Spot

The village of Golconda, Illinois

Cody couldnt find the G spot on that girl from the G spot

by SloppyPoppytoppy May 31, 2023

Community G-spot

A cooler way to say community garden, and an illuminating jab at Freemasonry.
Everyone's invited.

Meet us at the community g-spot in Gräfenberg, we are hosting an open mic and having dinner.

by Dr.Crow June 4, 2023

Simons Bald Spot

Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help

Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot

by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023