high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

slippery slope

getting heads from a female passenger whilst the car is in motion going uphill, then getting her to gargle the lovejuice and spit it out of the window at the top of the hill

ohh man i got a sick slippery slope last night in my new car

by yadirtygirl March 7, 2010

slippery mud shark

Pissing in a chicks ass during anal

"I was drunk....fucking her in the ass, and i had to take a leak, so i just gave that hoe the slippery mud shark"

by openyourmouthoe December 23, 2007

karate slippers

a set of old,ugly and inappropriate foot wear.

hey dude did you see those old worn out karate slippers he had on last night??

by spike001 November 26, 2005

Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of ejaculating on your partners chest, and sliding across the "slip n' slide". Shouting "WEEEEE!" at the top of your lungs is preferred.

A: Damn, she broke up with you? Why?
B: I gave her a Mexican slip n' slide.
A: O.O

by Onemanarmy675 November 10, 2011

O.g slippers

All black or dark blue house shoes/slippers typically worn by gang bangers (ie crips,bloods) with white beaters and or khaki pants. Most commonly worn on the west coast.

Mike:Yo im bout to rock a blue flag with the matchin o.g slippers

by §lïkk Kïdd April 6, 2009

pink slip

Everybody knows that a pink slip is slang for when a guy takes a girl's virginity. Once obtained, the male keeps the pink slip to that pussy forever; she can never get it back.

Before prom night Jennifer was a virgin, but I hear Johnny took her pink slip that night!

by g-locster March 6, 2008