short wagon

A person who quits halfway through a job or a item that breaks down when needed most.

"Billy was such a short wagon today because he quit cleaning his room just when he was almost finished."

"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"

by Mightymikemd November 8, 2015

Eat short people month

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.

YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.

Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!

by Thornebon October 12, 2022

ground shorts

A half smoked cigarette found on the ground by homeless people. Also known as a "sussdown".

You see that bum over there lookin for ground shorts?

by Grizzly Wadams July 24, 2017

Men pursuing short term relationships

Jordan Peterson's ASSERTION is demonstrably false. Their level of competence likely varies. Their level of confidence is independent of their pursuit. Amd doesn't the Dunning Kruger effect demonstrate an inverse correlation between confidence and competence? If their not competence isn't it likely that their confidence would be high? And the issue exploding into nebulous plume of semantics regarding what constitutes 'competence and confidence' for example if you look at Leonardo Decaprio he's one of the most competent actors of all time. Clearly pursuing short term mating. 4 to 5 years max. Jordan peterson believes it takes at least to years to even get to know a person and he also purports to believe that the only true consent is marriage.

Hym "So, men pursuing short term relationships AT THE VERY LEAST are unlikely to have the attributes ascribed by Jordan Peterson. If you look at professions with a high volume of groupies you see both a high level of competence and excessive short term copulation (i.e. Athletes, Musicians, Actors, ect). It just isn't the case. It's literally just a true scottsman project on to people who are fucking all of the women while ingoring entirely the women's agency in short term mating."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Short

What you call someone who’s height significantly smaller than yours

Bob: “yo bro, your short”
Steve: “Be quiet,I’m only 5”2”

by Lilmantis_15 November 9, 2022

National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day

October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "

Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "

by Rory The Slayer October 12, 2022

short king

Lee Jihoon
aka Woozi of SEVENTEEN.

Woozi is literally the textbook definition of short king.

by junjunnie November 21, 2021