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Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning
Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*
by @gigachad December 16, 2022
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Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning
Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*
by @gigachad December 16, 2022
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Seasonal Ugly Disorder

Seasonal Ugly Disorder (also known as SUDS) is a period of time during any given season, in which a woman feels like no matter what she does, she is ugly and uncomfortable with her face and body. SUDS usually presents itself during mid to late stages of puberty and lasts the rest of one’s life. The disorder itself can affect someone for up to an entire month if not more.
“Wow. I literally look so disgusting and none of my clothes fit and my face is hideous. I’m definitely going through seasonal ugly disorder.”
by seasonaluglydis December 20, 2022
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Seniorsheetzmepants

Someone who shits themself after going to the bathroom and walking out the door
Hey Seniorsheetzmepants why you shit yourself after using the bathroom.
by Anonymous27635 December 27, 2022
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senior magnet

You attract a lot of senior people around you. Or being hit on by seniors, or have seniors around you asking sexual questions or saying weird shit.
A freshman girl talks about being a senior magnet.

Her: these seniors keep hitting on me.
Her friend: you’re a senior magnet then. That’s not good.

Her: what does that mean??
Her friend: you’re getting hit on by guys who are about to be adults. That’s like a case.
by emmie_889 January 1, 2023
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senior kittyzen

n. Elderly pussycat. Often grumpy, forgetful and smelly. Prone to long naps in the sun and scornful glances ay the younger generation's electronic toy mice.

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Natalie claims she put "senior kittyzen" in UD many years ago but she may just be having a senior moment.
by gnostic3 January 11, 2023
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Seasoning Your Bagel

When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.
"Girl, I love seasoning your bagel."
by Thelegalseagull January 15, 2023
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