Starting a Ryan

A rumor, that sounds like it could be true in some strange way but turns out to be false.

Idiot: I heard Nintendo bought over Xbox
Gulible Guy: Really?
Sane Person:Nah, he's starting a ryan.

by Spudinator497 June 28, 2008

Ryan Harris

A delusional man. Is unable to come to terms with the fact that he is unable to play pool with any level of skill.

- Jesus, that lad over there is some Ryan Harris
- Look at the big Ryan's head on him, he is cat!

by bagachips November 22, 2019

Ryan Harrison

jew nosed cunt

smokes embassy like a faggot

thinks he's a bad boi ting

shagged amy turner up da bum'ole

greasy haired faggot

munter hunter

Ryan Harrison: want twos? yeah man

by hello717 December 7, 2012

Ryan Holifield

I guy with a big dick and knows how to fuck a 16 hard he has a big dick my pussy still hurts after 3 weeks from him fucking me

Ryan Holifield is really hot and big

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by Ilikeyoungguys01 October 6, 2012

ryan simpson

a fatass anti-e dater who still eats lunchables

omg hes such this boy wont date me online and he still eats lunchables, hes such a ryan simpson

by flipanim April 10, 2020

Ryan dixon

Ryan dixon is typically a nonce who’s favourite pass time is watching primary school kids and asking to go to their houses

Ryan dixon is watching the school again

by MustardTheJew September 3, 2019

ryan andrews

Hes super dumb and dumb and uncool he no get the ladys cause he fat and poopy.

Ew look at ryan andrews hes super dumb and not cool and steals peoples pencils so he can make a dumb tank to kill everyone cAUSe he is super dumby

by D4superC00Lone February 9, 2018