Rule 92

If it exists, there are spammers on it (e.g., Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

I just got a spam-mention on Twitter... Rule 92 is true!

by camiicentric June 1, 2011

Dirty Riley

When a man having sex simultaneously prematurely ejaculates and loses his bowels.

As soon as John started fucking me in the ass, Steve went to east John's ass and got covered after John did the dirty Riley. It was embarrassing, no way John is getting another invite to the orgy.

by Dizzler96 March 9, 2020

riley's cell

a ghetto none-flipping cell phone made my nokia and says cingular on it still even though its now known as at&t

riley's cell phone is like
a cell phone that a lonely old lady with a lot of cats would have

by riley:) February 27, 2009

rulership

In ruling capacity

Only God's rulership can bring peace, happiness, perfect health and everlasting life.

by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

Rule #101

Rule #101 states that every single self picture uploaded to the internet has been masturbated to by a stranger at least once.

Hank: "Hey, did you see that grandma put her new profile pic up?"

Joleen: "Rule #101, buddy..."

Hank: "I don't feel so good."

by Kentenathien November 6, 2011

Rule 1 of Road Trips

Don't be an asshole.

Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.

Guy 1: Dude, Guy 3 has been such an douchebag to Guy 4.
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...

by VanguardVince December 12, 2012

rule of 7

cut your age in half then add 7, that is how young you can go to hook up with someone

bob:yo you see that girl?
joe:yea but she aint in my rule of 7, she too young
bob:huh
Joe:I'm 20 half that is 10 add 7 thats 17 she only 16, thats a no go

by bobdoleca01 September 26, 2013