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poop kid

The mysterious kid (or adult O_O) back in Catholic elementary school whose M.O. was to purposely miss the toilet.

One day the crap was on the front of the toilet seat, the next day it was on the floor next to the toilet, etc.

The kid who shat in the urinal may have been the poop kid, but he could have been an unrelated suspect.

The poop kid was never identified...
Day 2: "The poop kid struck again!"

Day 4: *Kid runs out of a stall* "... I think we caught the poop kid!"
by WeCouldn'tEvenTurnItOn August 17, 2011
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poop purgatory

The time shortly before one has to poop. The urge may begin to set in and is accompanied by very smelly farts.
Man do my farts really stink...I must be in poop purgatory!
by tammykitt November 7, 2011
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pooping backwards

The act of pooping on a toilet backwards, as if straddling the toilet. In most cases the trousers and undergarments must be completely removed before engaging in this act.
Yellows '09 loves pooping backwards!
Yeah they leave some awesome skid marks.
by Poop Backwards July 28, 2010
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poop cap

A solid piece of poop blocking the butthole passage allowing prolonged control over otherwise explosive diarrhea.
Adam blew his poop cap, and now he can't stop shitting everywhere!
by Plumpy4000 January 8, 2009
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whoopsie-poop

When a male is standing, urinating, and unintentionally defecates in the process.
So the other day I was standing there taking a piss, when all of a sudden I pooped! What a total whoopsie-poop!
by PoopieBandits January 12, 2011
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Super Poop

When there is so much poop in one place from one person/creature you might belive it was from three people/creatures.
Evan: Dude your dog just super pooped everywhere in your basement
Tyler: Not again...
by Kingoflakes August 7, 2010
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portapotty poop

When you take such a big shit that it comes up out of the water of your toilet, like what you see in a portapotty.
Dude I ate so much food this weekend that I just took a huge portapotty poop. OMFG
by portapotty pooper May 25, 2011
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