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Life Points

A resource from the japanese playing card game Yu-Gi-Oh. They start at 800 and if they drop to zero you lose the duel.
Life Points can also be used for card costs and maintenance. Two card examples are Solemn Judgment (One-time payment of half of your current) and Imperial Order (700 LP per turn or the card is destroyed).
A few monsters' offensive and defensive stats are also dependant on LP. Two examples based on your own LP are Meklord Emperor Granel and the Dinomorphia monsters. One example taking the opponent's LP as attack is Endless Decay (when summoned, ATK = half of the opponent's LP).
Duelist A: I discard Ash Blossom & Joyous Spring to negate your Maxx "C".
Duelist B: Chain Link 2, I activate Solemn Judgment and pay the Life Point cost to negate your Ash Blossom.
Duelist A: Chain Link 3, I activate Seven Tools of the Bandit by paying 1000 Life Points to negate your Solemn Judgment.
Duelist B: Motherf... I don't have a response.
by GigaBait January 11, 2025
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moo point

A moo point or a mooed point is just a lingual bastardization of a moot point:
It was originally Joey Tribbiani (Friends) who used the phrase, it was a joke, a twist on “moot point.”

A moot point basically doesn’t matter: it’s not worth discussing because it just doesn’t apply for whatever reason.

In legal jargon, it means your argument is inapropo: it doesn’t apply & it’s not timely, so it’s actually NOT an argument because it’s inapplicable - not necessarily completely illogical; but for some reason, it doesn’t apply to the case. Sometimes the statute of limitations has run & that law no longer applies, so the point is moot, dead.

Origin (1500’s): a moot point needed group discussion and debate.

Modern use: a moot point is only up for debate in hypothetical cases, as in law school/intellectual debate.(See moot court.)

However, in our modern legal system, a moot point is considered:
-inapplicable (for whatever reason,) irrelevant
-automatically an unacceptable argument

-definitely not up for debate in the courtroom: considered a waste of the court’s time & resources

-embarrassing if relied upon, as the atty didn’t do their homework

NOT to be confused with a moot point:

“Mute” means silent. A moot point is not discussed: it’s already understood & automatically accepted legally, so it doesn’t need to be addressed. It’s a given.
Your argument is irrelevant, it’s a moo point: If a cow mooed it would mean the same thing, absolutely nothing.
by anonymous September 8, 2025
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Lads points

A game where a group of boys gain points for sex,

1 points for normal sex.
2 points for getting oral sex,
3 points for anal.
Bob: "Think im winnin at lads points now, I got anal last night, and head from this chick!!! 5 points!!!!! I got 27 now!"

Jack: "ahh your still beatin me!"
by Iwin..... January 24, 2011
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point-and-drool interface

n. Parody of the techspeak term point-and-click interface, describing a windows, icons, and mouse-based interface. The implication, of course, is that such an interface is only suitable for idiots. Also point-and-grunt interface.
The OS Windows 11 relies heavily on a point-and-drool interface
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ten points to gryffindor!

When someone says something dirty/clever/witty or does something cool
Person 1: Bro I just realized..If air is clear to us..does that mean water is clear to fish??

Person 2: TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!
by herp dee der January 30, 2017
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Points on the backside

That band manager is getting lots of points on the backside from his band members.
by Skeazy Band Manager April 16, 2010
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Lad points

A conceptual, immaterial currency of social status awarded by males to males who engage in certain traditionally masculine behaviours (especially behaviours that demonstrate daring, bravery in battle, sexual prowess, and disregard for authority).
James: "Lad points for anybody who asks out that fit bird over there."
Steve: *proceeds to ask out that fit bird over there"
by shalkh October 8, 2025
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