An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.
by Ms. Katrina October 25, 2017
Get the peter pipe headmug. best person ever and my longest friend who has always been here for me!! thank you for not making fun of my monkeys and u suck at darts!!
by sersisgf January 22, 2022
Get the petermug. Peters are the best people in the world. He is a chick magnet and has the biggest cock. Peter only whips out his monster shlong to whom he chooses is worthy to possess. He always wears Ralph Lauren Polo with GUCCI belt and gives the shirt a small tuck at the front to show off the GUCC. Peter is the richest grigga you know and always has spare cash in his pocket. At least $600 in case the local souvlaki shop up their price. If you know a Peter, do not mess with him as he will get his other griggas and turkey slap you. If you are friends with a Peter, do not unfriend him and always remember to speak with caution, unless he regards you as grigga.
Tony: Who's that?
John: Oh, that's Peter. Don't mess with him he's a Grigga.
Tony: Yea so?
Tony: *gets turkey slapped* *dies*
John: Oh, that's Peter. Don't mess with him he's a Grigga.
Tony: Yea so?
Tony: *gets turkey slapped* *dies*
by the rEAL grigga September 18, 2019
Get the Petermug. 8*10^0
by dalaundryroom February 22, 2024
Get the Peter's Constantmug. by vorganism June 22, 2022
Get the Peter Nguyenmug. by Lover101026 February 1, 2022
Get the Peter bolt 469mug. Use this term when telling a guy you banged his sister, mom, girl he likes etc. Always be hole specific as to help add to the hilarity of the situation. Hopefully he will be too disgusted from the mental picture to beat your ass. Also used to make a sex story more vivid and funny.
by Snuffleupagus Birdraper September 30, 2010
Get the Pruney Petermug.