You stole my big pot

You stole my big pot something in fortnite when some fucking cunt steals your big pot.

You: you stole my big pot .
Friend: I'm dead fuck idoit.

by cum dumpster 12343533 November 15, 2022

Full Circle Hot Chili Pot

When there is only one stall open in the bathroom however the toilet is a hot chili pot (clogged and filled to the brim with hot poop soup). You have to go but you can’t in reality shit in the toilet so you squat on the seat and take a long rope shit while shuffling your feet on the seat in a circle. Your shit can’t break, it has to be one solid log and you complete a full circle on the toilet seat. Officially putting a cap on that toilet. It’s done.

Summary:
1. Toilet has to be clogged and filled with shit
2. You have to shit on the seat without the log breaking off
3. Have to lay the solid log completely wrapping the seat, ideally the beginning touching tip with the end of it.

Trevor: Dude…. I opened up stall 3 and I saw the most disgusting thing ever, it was a full circle hot chili pot
Mike: yeah, Paul was bragging about what he did

by Ronald McDickfart April 3, 2026

kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.

When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!

by The Rocha April 3, 2018

Putting the lid on the pot

When you're making out with somebody with a bowl haircut

guy 1: He is making out with that girl again
guy 2: yeah she is putting the lid on the pot

by DetIkkeForkert April 8, 2018

vandalism of a spot-a-pot

Hahahahahahahahaha...

“I guess you could call it vandalism of a spot-a-pot.”
“What does that mean?”

by Dordobolong April 10, 2021

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015