“Hey babe do you wanna try sum Purple Bush Tree BDSM”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me”
by Trippie-Seth July 19, 2021
Friend 1: right we are climbing a tree
Friend 2: what why?
Friend 1: because it's national climb a tree day silly
Friend 2: what why?
Friend 1: because it's national climb a tree day silly
by Scruffy eats tree November 02, 2020
by Poptart condom September 23, 2015
by Alligator climbing a lemon tre August 24, 2022
When you have a fetish for (i.e. you jerk off to) cute little cartoon animal characters dying gory horrible painful deaths.
by Bad C dev March 05, 2021
The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.
by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 04, 2008
youre having sex with a girl from behind and have her shit on you while youre still inside her, as you continue to to have sex her with the shit will spread out in a fanned palm tree shape. then pull out. it will look like a nicaraguan palm tree.
by J.E.B. March 22, 2010