Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern

"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"

by Chauncey Phillips July 24, 2021

toilet run

A strategy or speedrun that succeeds, but only by unconventional means, or that comes very close to ending multiple times.

Holy shit! How did he pull that off?
I know right? That was a real toilet run.

by phlogchamp September 11, 2021

Skibidi toilet

The actual fucking worse thing to have ever been created by humans

I volunteer at schools to help run events, and the fucking 1-3 grade children and actually fucking brain dead saying what ever the fucking thing is. Skibidi toilet was made by some retard who uses it to gain income from retarted children. And oh my god the fucking fact that I hear people in fucking 6th and 7th grade saying this shit makes me want to throw up. The fact that a head in a fucking toilet is popular with kids is crazy. Not to mention how some kids act like skibidi toilet makes me feel like the human race is going to end with this god damn generation.

Brain dead kid watching eye candy: “skibidi toilet is the best”
Legit any 18+ persons search history after hearing that “how to tie a nuece”

by Veryokayperson March 23, 2024

toilet curds

toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.

last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00

by bummy holey January 29, 2018

sussy baka grimace shake only in ohio rizzler skibidi toilet

this is a alpha sigma defintion that we do not like to talk about. it scares me because it is so cool! i love using this word, and if your a confused parent, walk into your kids room and say this word to them! they will love you for life!

i am a sussy baka grimace shake only in ohio rizzler skibidi toilet

by andrew tates toilet. January 5, 2024

Toilet Paper

An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.

Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.

by An egg's brain March 21, 2020

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is goat

Within the lyrical tapestry of the contemporary YouTube shorts landscape, Skibidi Toilet emerges as a virtuoso, seamlessly weaving narratives of resilience, authenticity, and societal reflection through the rhythmic alchemy of craft. With each scene, Skibidi Toilet transcends the conventional boundaries of Youtube , painting vivid portraits of urban life with a brush dipped in both poignancy and lyrical prowess, thereby etching it into the annals of Youtube Shorts

by James R. Crowe March 22, 2024