Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
Get the Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortegamug. by LadS July 3, 2018
Get the Date Tapemug. When you’ve had a big night and can’t be fucked doing anything else for the day you book in a date with just you and your Doona
by pluggerplug June 12, 2021
Get the doona datemug. P1; dude me and Liz went on a Squish Date the other night.
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way
P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends
P2; the more you know!
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way
P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends
P2; the more you know!
by Alistair Halloween February 20, 2021
Get the Squish datemug. by AlsoSteve November 3, 2020
Get the Datingmug. “Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”
by flatwaterbottle June 3, 2022
Get the stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbassesmug. by metaversalwords February 4, 2024
Get the Meta Datingmug.