Ninja Driving

driving at night without one's lights on. sluts often use this when trying to sneak home.

"my parents are in bed, good thing I mastered ninja driving."

by freetogettfried March 17, 2010

JAGER-NINJA

When one has consumed copious amounts of jager & feels compelled to show his ninja skills to the entire female population, when in fact he clearly looks like a complete tit!

JAGER-NINJA Your average alcohol fueled town idiot, hood rat, hooligan, retard. Often sporting a fred perry polo shirt, colour of choice - Pink

by JAGERNINJA May 5, 2010

Ninja Queef

When you queef, ninja stars are protected out of your vagina killing everything in immediate sight.

Holy fuck, I just killed Charlie Sheen with my Ninja Queef.

by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011

Ninja Refill

When you are at a restaurant and have a drink that the waiter asks to refill. You say no. Thirty seconds later, your drink is full and you have no idea what happened.

Waiter: Would you like more coke?

You No thank you I'm fine.

Waiter: okay...

***30 seconds pass***
You go to take a sip and your cup is full.

You:....What the...wow...Ninja refill

by ianjker December 5, 2010

Ninja Fucking

To fornicate a person, or being, without them knowing or noticing; Also slang for succesfully using the "date rape drug"

Example 1
Ninja Fucker: "That blind girl had a nice rack last night huh"

Random guy: "Word."

Ninja Fucker: "I ninja fucked the shit out of here"

Example 2

Girl 1: "Don't go to any parties at Will's house'

Girl 2: "Why not?"

Girl 1: "I heard Amanda got straight ninja fucked over there"

Example 3

Smoov-e: "I'm a Ninja Fucking master"

by DroBot January 14, 2011

Ninja Birthday

Noun: The day one crept into the world. Best calculated by using your birthday minus, 9 months.

Dave: Hey, it's my birthday today!
Logan: But it's August...I thought your birthday was in April?
Dave: Aaahhh yes, this is my ninja birthday.

by ponderingponderer April 8, 2010

Ninja Test

A tough and difficult challenge that involves personal risk and you need to be skillful to complete it.
Often entails suffering a degree of pain.

The scene: A shear crag with rocks and the sea below.

Dave: Come on Peter lets go scuba diving down there.

Peter: Are you crazy? We'd need mountain gear to climb down plus all the that scuba gear weighs a ton.

Dave: No we don't man, it'd be a true ninja test for us!

by Groove Rider February 19, 2009