Samoan massage

Deep tissue by a big ass samoan, or by your sister who don’t give two shits how much you cryin.

ma sista gave me one hell of a “Samoan massage” almost thought it was uncle sa’o.

by Taumaoe April 21, 2023

man massage

Firm massage from one of your dawgs for pleasure. Gay unless it's one of your dawgs then it's acceptable.

Me: Yo Dawg come give me one of those Man Massages to pleasure myself

by JakeypooMaurice May 11, 2023

Texas Massage

A massage using barbecue sauce instead of traditional massage oils.

Ryan- “Any plans this weekend?”
Howdy- “I may find a lady of the night to give me a Texas massage”

by RiverofJudgment July 25, 2024

Corona mass ejaculation

When you're banging a chick and bust a huge nut of epic proportions due to being cooped up for months at home during the COVID pandemic.

When the government finally removed all COVID mandates, Denny's girlfriend showed up at his door which resulted in a corona mass ejaculation.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 20, 2023

Matteo Massaro

Biggest shlong known to man, his underwear s practically glued to his voluptuous ass engulfing his cheeks. You could call it ginormous, he uses it to slap big balls such as his brothers. He's practically a tripod and the only thing thicker than him is his dog "Baby got back", HE ALSO THINKS HIS MOM IS THE BADDIEST GIRL ON EARTH, "She kinda bad tho"

Dude you huge
Yea I kow they call me matteo massaro

by John pron September 21, 2023

PORNIC mass

a mass found in pornic, France where every participant cums into a chalice and the pope drinks it for Jesus Christ. The bloodier the cum, the better. Every participant follows the cummy bible, the only holy bible made from the dried cum of Jesus Christ thousands of years prior. If people to not accept their daily cum injection, they will be whipped ruthlessly in the name of Jesus Christ. Their asscheeks are spread wider than the average person’s because of the countless cum injections pumped into their asshole. And also they hate carrots.

Fuckass: Would you like to learn the Bible?
Fagass: No. Haven't you heard about PORNIC mass?
Fuckass: What the hell? No.
Fagass: The PORNIC mass involves the Cummy Bible.
Fuckass: kys иди нахуй.
Fagass: i don't speak Ukraine war.

by anonymous October 3, 2023

Kiss Massage

Kneading of the full body with kisses

I owe you a Kiss Massage

by Strayjack1 December 12, 2023