Matt

A guy who thinks hes a n amazing parent but is actually terrible at being a parent and is not a good person

Matthew Rouse is bad :(

by bluesoap March 25, 2023

Matt Damon

A group of toads.

A Matt Damon is a group of toads.

by Sykojaz September 27, 2017

Matt South

Matt South is the typical white boy, who uses slang such as, lit, fam, and sol. He also loves to share random sexual stories with his friends on Xbox live party's. Usually, this particular person is very retarded and thinks of the most random, autistic things you can ever imagine. Oh wait you can't imagine it because no living soul would ever think of the stuff Matt South thinks of.

Oh hey, Mark that kid over there is such a Matt South

by Suave_Javi June 15, 2018

Matt

Matt looks like he would be an angel, smart, kind and funny. But in reality Matt is nothing but a devil, an egg some most call him, spilling his nasty opinions on everyone. The feeling of a being around a Matt is like when you get new boots for the first time but then fall face-first onto mud.

Friend 1: omg look at that bully kicking the teacher
Friend 2: oh he must be a Matt

by MattTheRottenEgg December 29, 2020

matt murkin

A really dopey twat who thinks he's a pulling machine but he's really not, he thinks he's the beez knees, he thinks it's Sunday on a Monday like the stupid prick he is.

Geoff-Is it a Friday or a Saturday, cause it feels like a Sunday
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017

Matt

Matt is a loving, caring sort of guy who enjoys making others very happy. He's rather selfless and is happiest when the people he cares about are happy. He is known to take relationships slowly but that doesn't mean that he's afraid of commitment, He falls in love quickly and hard and doesn't recover from a broken heart easily. Matt is the kind of guy who doesn't break girls hearts and wants to make them feel special. He can be very sensitive and a good listener as well as a good shoulder to cry on and he gives the best advice. He'll always understand your problem and try to comfort the best way he knows possible. Never underestimate a Matt though, when it comes to fight or flight he's definitely fight and isn't afraid to stand up for himself or those around him. He hates bullying and avoids confrontation when he can. Matt is a wonderful friend and an amazing boyfriend who will stick by you until the end.

"Who's that guy in the corner?"
"Oh that's just Matt. He's very quiet."

by ElitePie May 16, 2020

Yes Matt

There is a 50/50 chance I can in fact demonstrate that God is possible. God you're dumb!

Hym "Yes Matt! I can! By putting a bullet in your head. If God exists... Putting a bullet in your head will prove that it exists! Immediately! Easy! Killing you either proves or disproves God immediately as a matter of absolute certainty. Doesn't prove it to me. But yes, I can falsify God. I solved the Jew-Riddle. I'm smart. You're dumb. That is why you don't challenge the greatest mind who has ever lived, Matt! Yes I can demonstrate the existence of God. We can do a global genocide and that will prove once and for all whether or not God is real. And ultimately we won't have to because the sun explodes."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025