Obsidian: “The magnet is dropped through the coils.”
Omar: “No! We use a different method to measure speed!”
Obsidian “Ya khara, the question literally says the magnet is dropped. Is this Omar’s Law?”
Omar: “No! We use a different method to measure speed!”
Obsidian “Ya khara, the question literally says the magnet is dropped. Is this Omar’s Law?”
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Get the Omar’s Law mug.Something that varies very vastly from country to country. For example, the US has very strict drinking laws in which people can be charged with under age drinking if they’re under the age of 21 and bartenders will obsessively ask for ID until their late 20s, where as in Mexico a 15-year-old can asl for alcoholic beverages without even being asked for ID even though the drinking age is 18.
*example of drinking laws*
(USA)
20-year-old & 11 months: can I have a small glass of corona
bartender: ID
20-year-old & 11 months: (shows ID)
bartender: Woah Woah Woah! You’re not allowed to drink here. Come back in exactly 25 days then I can serve you until then though fuck off
(Mexico)
15-year-old: Can a have a glass of tequila with a pint of gin, the strongest of course
bartender: Oh what the hell why not
(USA)
20-year-old & 11 months: can I have a small glass of corona
bartender: ID
20-year-old & 11 months: (shows ID)
bartender: Woah Woah Woah! You’re not allowed to drink here. Come back in exactly 25 days then I can serve you until then though fuck off
(Mexico)
15-year-old: Can a have a glass of tequila with a pint of gin, the strongest of course
bartender: Oh what the hell why not
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Ivan: Haha I think not! IM WITH GRANDMA
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Person 1:Trillions of people know about AIDS
Person 2: There isnt a trillion people around
Person 1: What about a trillion aliens
Person 2: Vixens law
Person 2: There isnt a trillion people around
Person 1: What about a trillion aliens
Person 2: Vixens law
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My homegirl said her ex stayed with her and his fam always asked her for money for lotto/bud and beer when she came in.They broke up and whenever her folks saw her they STILL hit her for space change. Upon careful introspection it appeared to me, she left and they became un-laws...
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normies demand every character be deeply fleshed out and morally ambiguous
when obvious villains and heroes create compelling narratives
I've seen normies unironically complain that you're "forced" to be the warrior of light in FFXIV
this says a lot about society when people can't relate to heroes
:jocker:
Clone Today at 3:54 PM
:hesrightjocker: :jocker:
an ambiguous complex relationship where the hero and villain can agree on some things and disagree on others is more interesting then a straightforward simple "durr u kill peepo u bad i kill u :brainlet: "
straightforward good vs. evil scenarios are demonstrative of black and white thinking
black and white thinking people are not creative and can't create interesting narratives or scenarios
that's not to say you can't have a black and white scenario from time to time, situations that are fairly straightforward like that do occur
but if it's your bread and butter then it's cringe :gangcringe~2:
Nif Today at 4:13 PM
You hes righted the exact thing you argued against
Good reading comprehension you macro autist
Brandon Today at 4:35 PM
Fuck it, nif's law.
normies demand every character be deeply fleshed out and morally ambiguous
when obvious villains and heroes create compelling narratives
I've seen normies unironically complain that you're "forced" to be the warrior of light in FFXIV
this says a lot about society when people can't relate to heroes
:jocker:
Clone Today at 3:54 PM
:hesrightjocker: :jocker:
an ambiguous complex relationship where the hero and villain can agree on some things and disagree on others is more interesting then a straightforward simple "durr u kill peepo u bad i kill u :brainlet: "
straightforward good vs. evil scenarios are demonstrative of black and white thinking
black and white thinking people are not creative and can't create interesting narratives or scenarios
that's not to say you can't have a black and white scenario from time to time, situations that are fairly straightforward like that do occur
but if it's your bread and butter then it's cringe :gangcringe~2:
Nif Today at 4:13 PM
You hes righted the exact thing you argued against
Good reading comprehension you macro autist
Brandon Today at 4:35 PM
Fuck it, nif's law.
by Joseph Huggins December 15, 2020
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