Reeve's law

Reeves's Law states that as soon as an actor or actress stars in a comic book movie adaptation their career, talent, and sex appeal all begin a steadily accelerating decline that ends in tragedy or obscurity. The upshot of this is that they may continue to grace the cover of various publications, usually Star and Enqirer.

'How about Halle Berry as catwoman? Sounds like an example of reeve's law'
Christopher Reeve - Superman. But also
Hugh Jackman- Wolverine
Nicolas Cage- Ghost Rider
Jennifer Garner- Elektra
Thomas Jane, who's role as the Punisher caused his career to be horribly stillborn, and his predecessor Dolph Lundgren, who's portrayal was so bad it actually cause all his PREVIOUS films to become terrible and forever crippled the 80's action genre.

by Apoth December 10, 2007

Omar’s Law

Omar’s Law states:
“Everything is wrong. I am correct”
...what an ass.

Obsidian: “The magnet is dropped through the coils.”
Omar: “No! We use a different method to measure speed!”
Obsidian “Ya khara, the question literally says the magnet is dropped. Is this Omar’s Law?”

by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019

Spartan's Law

A law stating that no matter the amount of alcohol ingested in drugs taken some movies were just meant to be terrible in every form of perception. Meet The Spartan's and Titanic for example.

*After walking out of the movie theatre*

Scottie: Okay so everyone remember's their cover stories right?
Becca: We didnt see the movie, you were at your sisters birthday party
Fabro: Right, and me and Becca were having drunken awkward sex at her house.

-Spartan's Law-

by Dre-Dubb-Mandemz May 20, 2010

Rooter's Law

A series or an event where jokingly something bad happens, actually does.

Having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event.

Having the universe after you; trying to bring you down.

Lauren: "lets go to NYC today, since it's so nice out!"

(as soon as they arrive to NYC a hurricane rips through)

Brittany: that's definitely Rooter's Law... oh well, wanna dance?

by Brii Holley December 21, 2008

Jones' Law

The more time that passes, the more likely Alex Jones was right.

Did you hear that Atrazine, one of the world's most widely used pesticides, makes adult male frogs into females?
I figured, its Jones' Law, they turned the frogs gay.
What about Covid being a Bioweapon?

by AltLore May 25, 2021

Vixens Law

An internet law that is defined as when someone uses and example in an argument that is too far removed from the possibility that it would ever happen

Person 1:Trillions of people know about AIDS
Person 2: There isnt a trillion people around
Person 1: What about a trillion aliens
Person 2: Vixens law

by FiftySix July 10, 2011

Lyndi's Law

The observation made in 2014 by Lyndit that, given enough time, one's belongings of which there are multiple and the nature of such belonging is that it gets moved around between home, work, etc, will eventually accumulate into one's car. Lyndit predicted that this trend would continue for the foreseeable future.

Scott: Hey, do you know what happened to the hairbrush that was in the bathroom?
Ann: Yes... it's in my car.
Scott: Ah ha. Lyndi's Law strikes again.

by Tenacious E June 22, 2015