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Jizz Lock

One of the most controversial techniques in territorial marking.

The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.

The victim is then considered a bitch.

Use move with caution.

*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head
Guy 1: man, you totally handled Hannah last night

Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.

Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars
by Wrestle Mania June 8, 2011
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Jungle Jizz

When more than one person gives a cums in a persons mouth and there is one person who urinates.
At the end of the orgy the three dudes performed a jungle jizz on the lucky woman laying on her back, and mouth open. The balance of urine and semen made her barely realize what she was swallowing.
by Pinkpopper August 23, 2023
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Jizz bomber

Somebody who nuts a week’s worth of cum inside a balloon, ties it up, and drops it on top of somebody passing by, covering them in your kids
Man 1: Ah Jeez! Who dropped all this jizz on me?
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!
mugGet the Jizz bombermug.

Jizz Bunny

Your special girl, no matter if you’re in an open relationship or like to occasionally sleep with someone else. You always come back to your special girl for the best sex and like to cum in her.
No one could replace you! You’re my Jizz bunny!
by Muckyfingers82 January 15, 2024
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A Jizz

1 Jizz = 5 milliliters.
Jizz is a volume that can be converted to other volumes. 1 jizz is the average amount jizz you ejaculate each time.
How much vanilla do you need?”
“1 A jizz”
by Maidress June 4, 2021
mugGet the A Jizzmug.

Jizz Mullet

Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.
When I went back to Ziggy’s house for some booty he bent over and showed me his jizz mullet.
by Silky mane July 2, 2020
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jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face
Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!
by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009
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