"Where's Greg?" "Oh, you didn't hear? He was arrested on a train jimmying two college girls during rush hour!"
by Urbandictionary2021 April 25, 2021

A Dirty Jimmy is the sexual act consisting in a guy cumming all over another guy's penis, then the latter puts any spicy seasoning on his hand and masturbates his cum-drenched dick, and when the mix is homogenous, someone else sucks dry the poor fella's dick.
A: Have you ever done a dirty jimmy?
B: Last week my girl tried to pressure me into doing it, but there's no way I'm turning my dick into a nasty birthday party hot-dog.
B: Last week my girl tried to pressure me into doing it, but there's no way I'm turning my dick into a nasty birthday party hot-dog.
by C__S September 29, 2021

by jordayy March 6, 2008

A man who talks softly and so smooth, you don't even know when he is talking about you. Even if you are in the same room. Also responsible for bringing about the next trend in fashion material.
"Dude, that guy just got jimmy velveteened .......what a clueless twatcicle."
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
by Skankbreathe July 11, 2017

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by DaJimmyJ December 10, 2016

by gatoradelover1235 October 23, 2023
