I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

Silly billy give me wet chilli

When you are hungry for young boys

Nick Jones had a silly billy give me wet chilli when he saw a young boy

by God joined May 16, 2018

give a bell

Australian slang.
It means to call someone.

Give a bell to Anna and told her to come

by marrrria26 May 8, 2020

International give a boy a scrunchie day

International give a boy a scrunchie day is October 4th. So give a boy a scrunchie to even out with September 24th.

Boy: Remember 24th September? I gave you my hoodie
Girl: Oh yes! Here, have my scrunchie, today is International give a boy a scrunchie day

by Ki ona September 24, 2019

National Give Your Hoodie Day

Give your hoodie to someone.(Make sure it smells good😌)

Me: Hey want my hoodie?
Her: Sure but why?
Me: Remember what day it is?
Her: Oh yea it’s National Give Your Hoodie Day

by WhenIs_NationalDay September 30, 2020

Gives

A word used by Nigerians, gives means to fuck, low key having sex but without inserting the dick into any hole apart for your mouth. It was originally originated from SEF school.

Guy 1 : guy did you give the babe today
Guy 2 : the gives was sweet abeg.

by Nigerianbratz September 15, 2018

just give me my monkey

A parody of "just give me my money!"

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!

by plato! November 7, 2024