Big Brain

when you send a pic using a filter to Alex English while driving then get honked at because the light turned green and you didn't know that

Wow John is very Big Brain. What a guy

by jbr0wn May 26, 2021

brain fuckeler

when someone says some stupid shit and you have no idea what they mean.

im no car
wtf stacy dumb bitch, that was such a brain fuckeler, do you mean i have no car?

by kris745f March 2, 2016

Ape brain

A human who is so idiotic their brain could be compared to that of an ape's.

John: My boss says he wants me to come to work with no face mask, even though there's an AIDS+ebola+covid+black plague outbreak.

Jack: Your boss sure sounds like an ape brain to me.

by RedBonnet May 10, 2020

Small Brain

When taken almost literally, it means someone is unintelligent or unequipped to talk to a specific person or about a subject. Although it has ironic connotations to mean that the interlocutor or the person they are speaking with is on another level/wavelength.

Compared to my friend, big brain Bojack, who is simultaneously discussing Kant's Deontology and Quantum Mechanical superposition, I have a small brain.

by Jorolb November 30, 2020

pigeon brain

The brain of a pigeon is about the size of the tip of an index finger. A pigeon brain refers to the proud owner of a cerebrum of that size.

"Did you see the Sean Hannity segment?"
"Who is that?"
"The Fox News anchor"
"..."
"You know, the pigeon brain one"
"Aah yes!"

by Omlax October 27, 2020

brain-farticle

very short term lapse of cognizant thinking

Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"

by mee and her October 18, 2008

Getting brained

Getting high on cannabis edibles.

After I ate the cookie, I was getting brained sitting on my couch

by All Original January 30, 2022