Human on anthro

Human on anthropomorphic animal in the form of sexual intercourse or romance. Not to be confused with beastiality.

“Dude, I looked at your search history… what’s human on anthro?”

“Oh it’s just furry shit. Furries having sex with humans.”

by ObamaSus April 30, 2022

Human

Human. we are all human.

Dave:hello human
Muko:i am a dog not a human.

by MoldyGHsBiggestFan August 28, 2023

Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game

"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

Corporate humanization

A corporation humanizing itself, usually through social media such as Twitter, to make you think that the corporation is your friend, or at least a person, as opposed to a business built for profit.

all of these brand twitter accounts that have been posting random shit are just examples of how normalized corporate humanization has become in today's world.

by jai_ June 1, 2023

pro-human

Supporting the prosperity, growth and other parts of advancement of the Human race.

“You will have some people getting elected as pro-human, anti-globalist but they turn out to be globalist”- Alex Jones

by Maskrade March 27, 2023

human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.

I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

Human

Overcomplicated doughnut with feelings.

Q: What is a human?

A: Very complicated doughnut.
A: That also can feel (optional)

by Kamy A May 2, 2021