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Non-Human

An animal that isn't related to the human species.
Fox 1: Are we apart of the weird furless monkey thing?
Fox 2: No, we're non-human idiot.
by Zach T. Radass January 8, 2023
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the human piñata

christian novelli but also @damndodie_
someone: look at the human piñata over there!
damndodie_: that's just christian
by damndodie_ January 5, 2017
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Humans

The mammals a lot of fellers on this website tend to describe as shit, they seem alright to me
Wow urban dictionary really hates humans, they must be pretty crappy
by Master oogwabe May 15, 2021
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And the fucking thumbnail is a human brain split into 2 hemispheres.
Hym "Oh geez guys! I WONDER WHO THOUGHT OF THAT!? THEY MUST BE A GENIUS! 'MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture' says the article. That is brilliant! (It was me by the way I'm the genius)."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Human

1. A creature that exists to cause the maximum amount of death and suffering possible while screwing themselves over.

2. A complex brain that pilots a bone mech wearing a meat suit.

3. Stupid as shit
Steve: "What do you think of James?"
Barry: "Bro he's such a fucking human."
by Philosopher of Pain May 22, 2023
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human Nest

It’s that thing when a bunch of midgets in parkas wrap themselves around you to conserve body heat when camping
Looking for a new way to stay warm when staying the night outside? Throw out those sleeping bags and rent yourself a Human Nest”
by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020
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Pollination (human sex act)

When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.

You're pollinating her, like a flower.

When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.

Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
I just pollinated her. (pollination (human sex act))
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
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