That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.
Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.
I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!
- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet
I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!
- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet
by YaWho February 02, 2025
Ready for some human ventriloquism?
by Horearound October 19, 2023
by k1l3il September 30, 2021
(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.
Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.
by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023
A person who appears normal on the outside—sometimes even charming—but beneath the surface is emotionally decayed, morally bankrupt, and entirely hollow. Often manipulative, selfish, and abusive, they wear the appearance of humanity but lack all the qualities that make someone truly human: empathy, accountability, and emotional depth.
Used to describe:
Narcissists
Emotional abusers
Pathological liars
People who destroy others while playing the victim
Used to describe:
Narcissists
Emotional abusers
Pathological liars
People who destroy others while playing the victim
“He’ll smile in your face, cry on command, and then destroy your life while blaming you for bleeding. Classic rotting core in a human costume.”
“She acted like a supportive friend until the moment I crumbled—then used every secret I ever shared against me. That’s not a person. That’s a rotting core in a human costume.”
“He says all the right words about mental health and healing, but he doesn’t believe in either—he just wants control. He’s nothing but a rotting core in a human costume.”
"He volunteers at a soup kitchen, cheats on his wife, lies to his kids, and hasn’t worked in years—but still walks around like he’s the second coming. He’s not a man. He’s a rotting core in a human costume."
“She acted like a supportive friend until the moment I crumbled—then used every secret I ever shared against me. That’s not a person. That’s a rotting core in a human costume.”
“He says all the right words about mental health and healing, but he doesn’t believe in either—he just wants control. He’s nothing but a rotting core in a human costume.”
"He volunteers at a soup kitchen, cheats on his wife, lies to his kids, and hasn’t worked in years—but still walks around like he’s the second coming. He’s not a man. He’s a rotting core in a human costume."
by Roxx Farron June 09, 2025
A human omelet is an omelet made of raw ingredients that are consumed, regurgitated, and cooked by an individual.
"Jole, I made a 'Human Omelet' and fed it to my neighbor Karen!"
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin? She's literally dying."
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin? She's literally dying."
by TheVioletMind October 04, 2024
<.0.6.7.6.0.>Through Artificial Insemination By Donor, Eyes Are The Print Of THe Brain, Facial Recognition Is A consolidated Suppositorry, Which Is, Also Human Immunodeficiency Virus, And Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome<.0.6.7.6.0.>
<.0.6.7.6.0.>Through Artificial Insemination By Donor, Eyes Are The Print Of THe Brain, Facial Recognition Is A consolidated Suppositorry, Which Is, Also Human Immunodeficiency Virus, And Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome<.0.6.7.6.0.>
by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 03, 2025