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Human[s]lator

The 'person' who always says to how You should be to Live! And claims there's only one Way! Hims ones.
- Look out! The Humanslator is coming!
- Let's get outta here.
by proJektdariusz2D May 3, 2018
mugGet the Human[s]latormug.

Human Centispoon

When a group of 5 or more people all spoon in one long line.
I saw Frank and his girlfriend spooning next Jim and his, and I decided to stitch it into a Human Centispoon.
by bippyshermen February 15, 2014
mugGet the Human Centispoonmug.

Humans

Overrated monkeys. Highly tribal. There are different kinds of them.
Excerpt from "The Humans": Humans, as a rule, don’t like mad people unless they are good at painting, and
only then once they are dead. But the definition of mad, on Earth, seems to be very
unclear and inconsistent. What is perfectly sane in one era turns out to be insane in
another. The earliest humans walked around naked with no problem. Certain
humans, in humid rainforests mainly, still do so. So, we must conclude that
madness is sometimes a question of time, and sometimes of postcode.
The key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in
the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping
on the right kind of grass.
by azuredragon7721 December 20, 2021
mugGet the Humansmug.

A Human chode

Is a jack Spavins
by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021
mugGet the A Human chodemug.

human

You are a human!
by stefan1508 August 5, 2020
mugGet the humanmug.

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